Dumbass of the Day

 
 
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  • Don't pay a stripper with a cocaine

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  • Don't fight police with a light saber

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  • Don't forget to fill up

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  • Don't blame your stupidity on a ghost

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  • Don't stuff lobsters in your pants

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  • Don't Stab Your Friend Over Beyonce

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  • Don't call 911 if your drug dealer lies to you

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  • Don't throw a flaming toy at a kid

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  • If caught stealing, don't say you're a TV star

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  • Don't throw your food back at the restaurant

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  • Really, who stuffs steaks down their pants?

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  • Don't Rob a Ninja

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  • Don't Throw Flaming Marshmallows

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  • Don't Record Your Family Getting Naked

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  • Don't Rob the Bank Next Door to You

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  • Don't Attack People Over Toast

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  • Don't Stab People WIth Christmas Ornaments

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  • Don't Steal on a Job Interview

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  • Don't Throw Ham at Your Mom

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  • Don't Smash Your Face Running From the Cops

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  • Don't Fire-Bomb the Pizzeria

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  • Don't Pee on Police Cars

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  • Don't Break into a House to Watch TV

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  • Don't Wear a Man-kini to a Closed Daycare

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  • Don't Squeeze into a Baby Swing for $100

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