Cocaine and strippers. That’s not exactly a surprising combination. A guy in Austin found out the hard way: don’t judge a book by its naked cover.
All 26-year-old Ricardo Luna wanted was a little lap dance from a stripper at the XTC Men’s Club in Austin, however he had one little problem. Apparently Luna didn’t have enough of the green stuff, so he tried buying his dance using the white stuff.
The stripper wasn’t having any of it and had Luna escorted out of the club by security. He didn’t go out without a fight. He kicked security guards in the leg. When police got there, he yelled a few racial slurs and refused to get into the cop car. They threatened him with a taser and that's when Luna stop trying to act like such a badass and got into the car.
You know what doesn’t make sense to us?! Luna had enough money to get coked up, but couldn’t bust out a $20 for a little stripper love?! Three letters, buddy...ATM.
That’s how Luna became our Dumbass of the Day.
