CINCINNATI, OH—
Are you a member of the exclusive mile high club? Do you want to be? Well here's your chance.
Flamingo Air, based in Cincy, helps horny couples join the club in a discreet fashion.
Well kind of?!
That creepy old pilot -- Dave McDonald is captain of the love plane and flies you around while you get er done -- so it's kind of like a threesome.
There is a thin curtain separating your cock-pit from his. Which is a good thing since there have been some bumpy rides.
It is better than a bathroom and they give you cheap champagne and chocolates instead of peanuts.
This fantasy flight can be yours at the cost of $425 an hour -- so whatever you do be prepared for takeoff.
