WASHINGTON, D.C.—
A new movement is hoping to sweep over Washington D.C. this spring with the purpose of prompting economic growth by promoting facial hair growth! A group called "The American Mustache Institute" is planning a "Million Mustache March" in the capital on April 1st in support of a bill they've enacted called the "Stache Act".
They are asking the government for a $250 annual tax deduction to counter the cost of their manscaping products. The mustache men feel the tax break will spur the economy.
Washington will probably pass on the mustache wearing patriots, but the march will be doing some good. H&R Block has agreed to make a donation for each man marching to "Millions from One", a group that delivers safe drinking water in third world nations.
